The Weirdest Things on Amazon

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There are a lot of great deals on Amazon, and you can find just about anything you might need there – from hardware, to handmade items, to just about any type of entertainment you can think of.

There is also some really weird stuff available to purchase – if you’re into purchasing weird stuff. Which, apparently, people are… because Amazon actually has its own listings for Weird Stuff as a search term you can use.

It’s not necessarily the items that are entertaining – although most of these are certainly weird as $#!t, but the descriptions and reviews are really the best part and worth the hilarious reads.

Some of these had me laughing so hard I was crying.

If you are looking for a funny gag gift, or a white elephant gift – look no further!

The following are some of the weirdest things (IMO) on Amazon.

Bofa Dem

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Deez Nutz Scented Candle – Banana Nut Bread, Toasted Coconut, Hazelnut Scented Triple Layer Candle – 10.5 oz Mason Jar Candle – Funny Gag Joke Candle Poured in Small Batches in USA- The Candle Daddy

Actually, three different nuts. Funny gift but supposedly smells great too.

Expensive Pop-able Pimple Head

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LYY Interesting Interaction Double Squeeze Acne Tricky Funny Sprayable Toys Multiplayer Party Interaction Decompression Punishment Halloween Party Props Family Toys are The for Boys and Girl

Oh my. Where to begin? This hideous (toy?) thing is not cheap, but promises to help relieve stress OR pass the time boringly – sounds fun. It is not only for the Boys and Girl (just one girl please) but according to the title, is both used for Decompression and Punishment, as well as Halloween! There is SO much going on here. The description claims it cultivates children’s courage and develops intelligence. Now that I think of it, I have heard that simulating pimple popping is how Einstein’s parents accelerated his IQ. Party party.

A Box About… Nothing

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The Present of Nothing – For the person who has everything, give this Funny Cleverly Designed Box of Air. Watching their Reactions as they open the Useless Gag Box is Priceless, get the Camera out!

Exactly what it looks like. It’s actually kind of brilliant. I might have to get some as gifts for next Christmas. The title says you should get the camera out, but you might also prepare for needing to make new friends.

A Pink Nightmare

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HSTYAIG Money Saving Bank, Face Money Eating Box Kids Money Saving Collection Piggy Bank Automatic Novelty Coin Bank

This thing is so flipping creepy. Watch the video and you will see that this is the stuff nightmares are made of.

Wooly Bully Viking Hat

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YEKEYI Viking Beard Beanie Horn Hat Winter Warm Mask Knitted Wool Funny Skull Cap

Okay, I know it is a bit odd – but this one, I love. I might have to buy as a gift for the hubby. Am I the only one who thinks the price is exceptionally low for something with this much material and any amount of work that went into making it? If you check it out there are all sorts of variations you can choose from. Awesome.

Glasses for the Extremely Lazy

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vinmax Bed Prism Spectacles Horizontal Lazy Glasses for Reading and Watching TV Unisex -Perfect Gift

So, there is an actual use for these – if someone you know has any type of surgery that prevents them from lifting their neck. However, it looks like people often do buy these as gag glasses for their incredibly lazy friends and family. These are basically so you can lay flat and still watch T.V. without all that strenuous core work caused by resting your head on a pillow.

Burrito Blanket

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Innocedear Burritos Blanket,2 Pack Double Side Flannel Tortilla Blanket 60 inches,Comfortable Soft Novelty Giant Taco Blanket,Funny Gag Gifts for Adults&Kids-Style 3

Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of being “Wrapped up like a burrito”. It’s strange, but borderline not that strange. Kind of looks comfy.

Bottom Topper

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Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper

Yep, it’s exactly what you think it is. Yes, you can get creative with what you decide to put it on – chocolate syrup, ketchup, whatever tickles your fancy.

Remodel Complete!

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Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Wall Decal Peel and Stick Graphic WM335116 (48 in H x 41 in W)

A lovely decal like this, available in such a huge size needs no real explanation, but if you decide to read the comments on this masterpiece it may just be the best five minutes of your life. I know it was for me.

Lookin’ Good

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Adult Washable Funny Face Face Mask Bandana Meme Gag Gift Mouth Nose Shield (G)

Probably would be worth every penny to get really odd looks from people in stores.

Dad Belly Fanny Pack

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Squeaky Dad Funny Bag, Bag Gag Gift Dad 3D Beer Belly Waist Bag with Adjustable Belt Funny Gag Gifts for White Elephant Exchange Birthday Party Halloween

A fanny pack all by itself is magnificent, but add the faux hairy Dad belly and some squeaking, and now you’ve brought the party. Not sure where Halloween fits in the mix, but that’s what the title says.

Leveled Up Hot Potato

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Shocktato Party Game – The Hilariously Funny Game of Shocking Potato

Humans are probably the only animals stupid enough to deliberately play games where we intentionally hurt ourselves, but as this is a best-seller, it proves some people find self-mutilation hilarious and I’m not here to judge.

Huge Nose Dispenser

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Ever TA Creative Fun Big Nose Wall Mounted Shower Gel Dispenser Shampoo and Conditioner Dispenser Bathroom Suction Hooks

Yes, this is a thing you can buy. I have no idea why exactly. I guess no one really nose. 😀

Phat fat

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Nasco WA04313 Human Body Fat Replica, 5 lb.

What is killing me about this, is that the reviews are positive, serious, and these people paid a TON of money for this grossness. I feel like I’m in the wrong business when you can get more than $50 for a disgusting glob of simulated body fat.

Because Who Doesn’t Want to Drink from a Toilet?

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BigMouth Toilet Mug, Hilarious Coffee Mug, Holds 10 Oz of Coffee, Tea or Water, Ceramic Mug (Golden) (BMMU-0041-MO)

This beauty of a cup comes in gold OR porcelain.

Road Kill Delight

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Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy Garnished with Sweet Potatoes (Gag Can)

Don’t be too sad that it’s not actually creamed Possum inside the can. I personally, was relieved to learn it is filled with compost.

Steam-able Feet / Portable Sauna

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KKTECT Portable Sauna Tent for Household Use, Single Sauna with Foldable and Steamable Feet, Storage Bag, Remote Control, Fumigation Machine

Who cares if you look like a weirdo in your bubble wrap/insulation chamber, as long as you are getting a relaxing experience from it. Wait, does the title say “fumigation”? What the, why?

Face-Taters

Potato Pal – Your FACE (or a celebrity’s) on a real potato! Upload your own image. Novelty and Gag gift. As Seen On Shark Tank. Surprise Gift Box included.

I haven’t watched Shark Tank for a while, but if this was a contender, my hunch is the show may be on the decline. Congratulations world, we have officially run out of ideas.

Treasure Pleasure

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You’re My National Treasure Morphing Coffee Mug Heat Reveal Color Change Mug Gift Idea 11 Ounces

The best part about this cup is that the recipient will have no idea the fabulousness that will be revealed – until they have a warm drink and Nick Cage’s face in their hands.

Instant Disappointment

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Prank Pack “Crib Dribbler” – Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box – by Prank-O – The Original Prank Gift Box | Awesome Novelty Gift Box for Any Adult or Kid!

We actually have a few of these and we get a kick out of them every time we use them. From the Ear Wax Candle Kit, to the Frame Your Baby’s First Diaper kit – these are boxes that are sure to horrify just about anyone until they realize what’s on the box isn’t what is in the box.

Big Panties

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Forum Novelties Big Mama Undies

I’m not exactly sure what these are for, but I’m sure you could do something unexpected with them.

Dr. Phil M&M Sticker

I have to admit that I have no idea why this is happening or what it means – but it definitely seems to fit the bill of weird, to me. Maybe there is some Dr. Phil story behind this strange freaky doll-thing, that his fans get.

Make Gas A Breeze

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Powerful Flatulence Relief, End Odor & Noise Up to 100%! Bad Gas Relief, Charcoal Flatulence Pads.

I don’t think this actually a joke item – and it’s probably worth trying out to see if they work. People say they also double for mask protection. I’d just advise against using them interchangeably for both.

The Belles of the Balls

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Schwetty Pair of Balls

From SNL’s skit “Delicious Dish” with Alec Baldwin guest starring – these blue beauties are sure to please.

A Box of Sox

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PIZZA SOCKS BOX 4 pairs MIX Hawaii Italian Pepperoni Cotton Socks Made In EU

A nice present for someone who loves socks and pizza.

And that should give you plenty of weird stuff to check out. I stayed away from the genital gag stuff and the NSFW items. I feel like I’ll have plenty to be able to add to this list over the years.

Until then, hope you find the weird gift you are looking for!