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There are a lot of great deals on Amazon, and you can find just about anything you might need there – from hardware, to handmade items, to just about any type of entertainment you can think of.
There is also some really weird stuff available to purchase – if you’re into purchasing weird stuff. Which, apparently, people are… because Amazon actually has its own listings for Weird Stuff as a search term you can use.
It’s not necessarily the items that are entertaining – although most of these are certainly weird as $#!t, but the descriptions and reviews are really the best part and worth the hilarious reads.
Some of these had me laughing so hard I was crying.
If you are looking for a funny gag gift, or a white elephant gift – look no further!
The following are some of the weirdest things (IMO) on Amazon.
Bofa Dem
Actually, three different nuts. Funny gift but supposedly smells great too.
A Box About… Nothing
Exactly what it looks like. It’s actually kind of brilliant. I might have to get some as gifts for next Christmas. The title says you should get the camera out, but you might also prepare for needing to make new friends.
A Pink Nightmare
This thing is so flipping creepy. Watch the video and you will see that this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
Wooly Bully Viking Hat
Okay, I know it is a bit odd – but this one, I love. I might have to buy as a gift for the hubby. Am I the only one who thinks the price is exceptionally low for something with this much material and any amount of work that went into making it? If you check it out there are all sorts of variations you can choose from. Awesome.
Glasses for the Extremely Lazy
So, there is an actual use for these – if someone you know has any type of surgery that prevents them from lifting their neck. However, it looks like people often do buy these as gag glasses for their incredibly lazy friends and family. These are basically so you can lay flat and still watch T.V. without all that strenuous core work caused by resting your head on a pillow.
Burrito Blanket
Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of being “Wrapped up like a burrito”. It’s strange, but borderline not that strange. Kind of looks comfy.
Bottom Topper
Yep, it’s exactly what you think it is. Yes, you can get creative with what you decide to put it on – chocolate syrup, ketchup, whatever tickles your fancy.
Remodel Complete!
A lovely decal like this, available in such a huge size needs no real explanation, but if you decide to read the comments on this masterpiece it may just be the best five minutes of your life. I know it was for me.
Lookin’ Good
Probably would be worth every penny to get really odd looks from people in stores.
Dad Belly Fanny Pack
A fanny pack all by itself is magnificent, but add the faux hairy Dad belly and some squeaking, and now you’ve brought the party. Not sure where Halloween fits in the mix, but that’s what the title says.
Leveled Up Hot Potato
Humans are probably the only animals stupid enough to deliberately play games where we intentionally hurt ourselves, but as this is a best-seller, it proves some people find self-mutilation hilarious and I’m not here to judge.
Phat Fat
What is killing me about this, is that the reviews are positive, serious, and these people paid a TON of money for this grossness. I feel like I’m in the wrong business when you can get more than $50 for a disgusting glob of simulated body fat.
Because Who Doesn’t Want to Drink from a Toilet?
This beauty of a cup comes in gold OR porcelain.
Road Kill Delight
Don’t be too sad that it’s not actually creamed Possum inside the can. I personally, was relieved to learn it is filled with compost.
Steam-able Feet / Portable Sauna
Who cares if you look like a weirdo in your bubble wrap/insulation chamber, as long as you are getting a relaxing experience from it. Wait, does the title say “fumigation”? What the, why?
Face-Taters
I haven’t watched Shark Tank for a while, but if this was a contender, my hunch is the show may be on the decline. Congratulations world, we have officially run out of ideas.
Treasure Pleasure
The best part about this cup is that the recipient will have no idea the fabulousness that will be revealed – until they have a warm drink and Nick Cage’s face in their hands.
Instant Disappointment
We actually have a few of these and we get a kick out of them every time we use them.
Big Panties
I’m not exactly sure what these are for, but I’m sure you could do something unexpected with them.
Dr. Phil M&M Sticker
I have to admit that I have no idea why this is happening or what it means – but it definitely seems to fit the bill of weird, to me.
Make Gas A Breeze
I don’t think this actually a joke item – and it’s probably worth trying out to see if they work.
The Belles of the Balls
From SNL’s skit “Delicious Dish” with Alec Baldwin guest starring – these blue beauties are sure to please.
A Box of Sox
A nice present for someone who loves socks and pizza.
And that should give you plenty of weird stuff to check out. I stayed away from the genital gag stuff and the NSFW items. I feel like I’ll have plenty to be able to add to this list over the years.
Until then, hope you find the weird gift you are looking for!
